DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES
TO BE METAL-GUY'S BFF?

1. Say you and Metal-Guy are out at the bar and Metal-Guy punches a guy in the face and begins to make out with his girlfriend. What do you do?
Take on the recovering boyfriend to give Metal-Guy more make out time.
Follow his example and punch another man, taking his girl.
Console the newly single man, buying him a round.
Grab Metal-Guy by the sleeve and cheese it!
2. You wake up one morning hung over and next to a beautiful blond you must have picked up last night. Metal-Guy wanders into your lair (room). What is your reaction?
High-five Metal-Guy and have the blond make you breakfast.
Quickly pull the sheets up hoping Metal-Guy didn't see you junk.
Gracefully bow out, knowing not to mess with what belongs to Metal-Guy.
Show Metal-Guy your idea on how to replicate the Eiffel Tower.
3. You and Metal-Guy are watching a Rob Zombie film in the theatre and Sheri Moon Zombie comes on screen. What do you whisper to you new found friend?
"Her mother must be ashamed!"
"Her mother must be ashamed after what I saw them do to me last night!"
"Faerey Fire, bitches!"
"I don't know how Rob Zombie finds the time to make these movies."
4. Metal-Guy inquires what you did today in the time when you weren't worshiping him. What's your response?
I wrote a manual on how to best deflower women
I broke into the church and carved verses from the Satyricon onto the pews.
Does Thrid Eye Blind realize the sexual inexperience implied by their name?
Your mom.