Dear Metal Guy,
I come to you in my most desperate hour. I need some sweet lovin, and I don’t know how to hook a man. I have always dreamed of settling down (even if only for the night) with a grungy metal man. They seem interested, but when I come home and put on some ‘mood music’ (Kenny G) they just seem to run for the door. I want to be a naughty girl and let my knickers down!!! Help me Metal Guy!
Desperate Debbie from Dallas.
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