DEAR METAL GUY

Dear Metal Guy,

I come to you in my most desperate hour.  I need some sweet lovin, and I don’t know how to hook a man.  I have always dreamed of settling down (even if only for the night) with a grungy metal man.  They seem interested, but when I come home and put on some ‘mood music’ (Kenny G) they just seem to run for the door. I want to be a naughty girl and let my knickers down!!!  Help me Metal Guy!

Desperate Debbie from Dallas.