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Dear Metal Guy,

I have a problem that no one else has been able to help me with, so I am turning to you. It is a problem that has plagued my family for years and I am ready to break the cycle, I can’t dance. It is very embarrassing and has caused me to lose countless girlfriends. They all just point and laugh. Help me metal guy, I have no one else to turn to.

Two left feet from Tucson