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  • BUCK AND STONEY PART 2
  • DYLAN MAKES JOURNEYS
  • HA-NA JANG VOL. 2
  • 1ST DENUNCIATIONS
  • C2H5OH

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  • CITIZEN CANE
  • DEAR METAL GUY
  • AN UNPRETENTIOUS SUGGESTION

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  • PEACE
  • LOVESICK

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  • CLOUDS: MY ALLIES IN THE SKY
  • FARMING FAT FOR OUR GOOD
  • WRAMBLING MAN

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Hippies rejoice! Science has saved your beloved planet again. The threat of Global Warming has had the “environmentalists” all up in arms about the polar ice caps melting, but thanks to the ingenuity of German Scientists we have nothing to worry about.

The answer to our problems is called the Shamwow. It is basically a shammy, but through amazing technological developments it has the ability to absorb and hold 21 times its weight in liquid. You may be asking yourself how a household-cleaning product is the answer to Global Warming. Well, it is simple really. One of the major concerns about Global Warming is that the polar icecaps are melting and as cool it would be to live in Waterworld and have gills like Kevin Costner; it would probably be more of an inconvenience than anything else.