• 
  • BUCK AND STONEY PART 2
  • DYLAN MAKES JOURNEYS
  • HA-NA JANG VOL. 2
  • 1ST DENUNCIATIONS
  • C2H5OH

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  • CITIZEN CANE
  • DEAR METAL GUY
  • AN UNPRETENTIOUS SUGGESTION

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  • PEACE
  • LOVESICK

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  • CLOUDS: MY ALLIES IN THE SKY
  • FARMING FAT FOR OUR GOOD
  • WRAMBLING MAN

I agree: meat is murder, delicious, delicious murder.

I am tired of people drilling me about killing and eating innocent animals. I’d probably eat vegetarians if it were legal. So leave me the fuck alone.

Fascism gets a bad rap. It’s great if you’re on top. That’s why I strive to be the best Fascist I can – in case Mussolini comes back.

I feel most like a man when I wear a skirt…um, I mean a kilt.

I hate gays. Not because of their nature, or anything like that; I just want to have a slang term myself that makes me seem happy. From now on, I’m not a heterosexual; I’m a lucky.

Damn astronomers and their big, fancy telescopes.